" Back when I was single and would get these video , I would critique them ……. fully . They did n’t like that , but I sure enjoyed it . 🤣 🤣 🤣 "
Regardless of the facts, it’s illegal in most US states and countries around the world; some people (primarily with penises) are still out here sending unwanted pictures of their genitals nobody asked for.
Reddit useru/jayla_gerigsaid they find it mildly infuriating “when men think it’s okay to send a random penis picture.” In response, redditors came up with petty and silly responses for those unsolicited pictures. Here are some of the best:
2.“I always just send a bigger one back, they hate that.”
— u / Tammyshouseparty
3.“Send it to his parents.”
4.“Another one I like is ‘why did you send me a picture of your thumb?'”
— atomic number 92 / CommonDevice8540
5.“Another good one is ‘what happened to it?’ Or ‘why does it look like that?’ Or ‘oh wow, are you okay? Does it hurt?'”
6.“Tell him ‘why does it look like that, have you gotten that checked?'”
— uracil / Wolverine_Squirrel
7.“I generally just tell them ‘you need to clean your floors.'”
8.“I took a screenshot of it on Snapchat, and a screenshot of his mom’s Facebook, and told him I was sending it to her with a message about how disrespectful her son is. I didn’t do it, but it sure scared the hell out of him.”
— u / littlemiss142
9.“Tell him his thumb is blocking whatever he’s trying to send you a picture of…”
10.“Respond with this: AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of unsolicited pornographic images of potentially illegal nature [code:36489-a] and your device’s IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending an investigation. If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP.”
— u / opening move - Selection120
11.“Tell him that you are very sorry for him and circle a random part red. Most men freak out by this.”
12.“Tell him they make those in adult sizes.”
— u / FromTheBottomO_o
13.“Back when I was single and would get these pictures, I would critique them…….fully. They didn’t like that, but I sure enjoyed it. 🤣🤣🤣”
14.“Tell him his mommy must be proud.”
— u / Crowbird138
15.“Just reply back with a black screen and message ‘awww look at the little guy, he’s a little funny looking though.’ Watch how quickly it stops.”
16.“One of my old female friends had one sent to her, and I sent a pic of mine back to the guy, and he was really upset, saying, ‘Why would I want to see a dick without asking,’ doubt he learned his lesson, tho, LOL.”
— u / Educational - Camp-810
17.“Why did you send me a picture of a naked mole rat?”
18.“Just send a picture of a bigger, nicer-looking penis to establish dominance.”
— u / DeadBabyBallet
