That , my ally , is the definition of rough .
If you just had the absolute worst week, just remember…
1.The person whose car got into a tiny little accident:
2.The person whose shoes just got a whole lot heavier:
3.The person who might not be there after all:
4.The person whose phone got more destroyed than any phone has ever been destroyed:
5.The person who lost the lemon lottery:
6.The person who’s cookin' up some good old fashioned fried iPhone, just like mom used to make:
7.The person who did the unthinkable:
8.The person who made a big, big, big, big mistake:
9.The person whose avocados have seen things… terrible things:
10.The person who will be finding little beads until the end of time:
11.The person who really, really wanted to get inside that car:
12.The person whose card is now trapped inside The Matrix:
13.The person who created a new species via their pasta:
14.The person who got a light show rivaled only by that of one Christopher Kuroda:
15.The person who had an absolutely fascinating BM:
16.The person who got a little special treat in their pizza:
17.The person who will now be standing for the duration of their trip:
18.And the person whose driving would make Keith Moon proud:
