" My boyfriend had to refashion some of his law shoal applications because he checked yes to LGBTQA . He thought ' A ' stood for ally . "
1.This person who assumed someone had a little crush on them:
One day , a guy blend in onto my IG and like ALL my photos . I then DMed him saying “ or else of doing all that , why do n’t you just DM me and enjoin me you like me ? ” . He reply by saying “ I do n’t like you , I just like your subject . ” And go forward to block me .
2.This person who assumed they ordered a carton of cigarettes off the internet when in reality, it was a book:
3.This person who assumed their backpack was waterproof, only to pull out their laptop and realize they were wrong:
4.This person who (understandably) assumed that someone they met at the bar was interested in them:
trip the light fantastic and flirted with a SHIRTLESS man in a homo bar for like 30 mins last nighttime only for him to say he ’s really square when i asked for his numberpic.twitter.com/bjPcEKWKdQ
5.This person who assumed viral tweets would lead to money:
Goddamn itpic.twitter.com/jY2irLyGqK
6.This person who assumed how someone’s name was pronounced:
At dejeuner with my squad , we get our checks and togo loge , one of my team members says to the waitress “ give thanks you lady filthy the food was delicious ” she looked at us and say “ It ’s LaDynasty ” I ’m in here cry . Why would he think her name was Lady Nasty ?
7.This person who assumed this soy sauce carton was actually syrup:
8.This person who assumed they were drinking a normal glass of tap water in the middle of the night…until they turned the lights on:
9.This person who assumed that people still take the SATs on a physical scantron:
My teen is accept the SAT today . As we were walk out the door , I asked her if she need a peculiar pencil . She look at me and said We take it on computers . The melody hung quiet between us . Oh I say . Huh I aver . It ’s the first class she added If it realise you feel any better .
10.This person who assumed they were part of the LGTBQIA community:
my boyfriend had to remodel some of his legal philosophy school applications bc he check yes to LGBTQA he thought A stood for ally 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
11.This person who assumed one of the light bulbs in their backyard burned out but discovered this:
12.This person who assumed they were showing a bouncer their vaccine card:
a few weeks ago i had to show proof of vaccination to get into an event , so i proudly held up my earpiece to show the chucker-out the picture of it i had redeem in my favorites . he count and said ok nice but i do n’t think you mean to show me this . it was fully a picture show of my mother fucker .
13.This person who assumed there was a dress code for jury duty:
Why did no one order me you could go to jury responsibility dressed for a yoga stratum ? Because my dumbass showed up like I ’m on an episode of Scandal .
14.This person who assumed their coworker’s dog was house-trained before they agreed to dog sit:
15.This person who assumed someone was throwing avocados into their yard:
champion has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for week now . Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard ? Who would do that ? You guys he just realized he has an Persea Americana tree diagram
16.This person who assumed they were texting a bot:
17.And lastly, this person who assumed the odor they smelled from the back seat was just their dog farting:
