How bizaaaaaaah .

1.This finger someone made out of Play-Doh (or is it really Play-Doh?):

2.This eye that has a “6” in it:

3.This carpet pattern that makes me feel like I’m gonna sink into the ground:

4.This abandoned crotch someone found on their porch:

5.This “what if” that I wish I never had to think about:

6.This confusing anonymous gift someone received:

7.This fruit that looks like an alien egg:

8.This horseshoe crab graveyard in Delaware:

9.This cigarette cake:

10.This three-legged man:

11.This creepy “face” peeking out of someone’s ceiling:

12.This incredibly terrifying Trump-themed garden gnome:

13.This…festival:

14.This person’s thumbnail:

15.This fried egg comforter (that I’m low-key obsessed with):

16.This brutally honest break sign:

17.And finally, these benches in Japan:

H / T : universal gas constant / weird

Close-up image of an index finger against a textured surface

Close-up of a person's eye highlighting a heart-shaped cataract in the eye

A hallway with an optical illusion carpet that appears wavy and distorted, creating a visually disorienting effect. There are closed doors on both sides

A concrete sculpture resembling human buttocks partially buried among leaves and plants outdoors near a brick surface

Text on image: "What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy. Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death. Every time."

A bouquet of roses wrapped in brown paper with a note that reads "Go F*** Yourself" on a small gold figurine, set on a kitchen counter

A possibly homegrown vegetable resembling an egg, with fuzzy white spikes, wrapped in brown paper. Text and colors are not essential for understanding its meaning

Horseshoe crabs scattered across a sandy beach near dunes with grasses

A cake decorated to look like it has burnt cigarettes on top and pretzel sticks around the sides, sitting on a kitchen counter

Person casually walking with exaggerated stride across street in front of stopped train 2242, next to a blue and silver car

Person's face peeking through gaps in a wooden fence

Traffic safety sign figure with long hair, sunglasses, and a cap, holding a faded and torn American flag, standing on grassy ground with "SLOW!" text on the sign

A sign for a "testicle festival"

Close-up of a person's thumb with dry, cracked skin

A bed with a blanket designed to look like a large number of fried eggs, in a cozy, traditionally decorated bedroom

Sign taped to a store window reads, "Closed for sex. Be back in 30 min. Thank you."

Sculptures of crawling humanoid figures with polka dots arranged in a line outside a building in an urban area