" set off subscription should n’t have to take two weeks , a blood ritual killing , a 401k , and half of my liver . " — @abstractBiscuit
If you’ve spent time on the Internet, you’ve probably encountered a “boomer complaint” thread.
What ’s the most boomer complaint you have ?
Anyway, I’ve encountered or had my fair share of boomer opinions, so here are some new ones people had to air out:
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I WANT A PHYSICAL magnetic disc WITH THE MOVIE ON IT ! A videodisk IN 4k WITH EXTRAS AND DIRECTOR ’S COMMENTARY ! ! AND IN THE CORRECT ASPECT proportion AND ORIGINAL COLOR GRADING ! ENOUGH OF THIS STREAMING CONTENT BULLSHIT!!!https://t.co / JkCCwJt1gypic.twitter.com / KPUYpXVrmy
2.
convey back physical ticketshttps://t.co/LcOMxwht6bpic.twitter.com/amZ04QWvrF
3.
Having to download an app for every little matter is break my life bro like have me just pay up for parking like a normal personhttps://t.co/ttb2SZcBZG
4.
restaurants and other businesses involve website . not an instagram invoice . not a facebook page . a proper websitehttps://t.co/F21Tr40xIj
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I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT . NONE OF THIS QR codification BULLSHIThttps://t.co/rBpFPZlwCppic.twitter.com/gN0jX59AlE
6.
cancel subscriptions should n’t have to take 2 calendar week , a pedigree forfeiture , a 401k and half of my liver
7.
STOP get RID OF PHYSICAL SWITCHES AND button ON car AND tether EVERYTHING TO THE FUCKING RADIO . WHEN IT DIES EVERYTHING DIES . I WANT A KNOB FOR MY RADIO VOLUME , KNOBS FOR MY A / light speed THAT suction stop , AND A PHYSICAL KEY . IF I require A FANCY As RADIO I’LL FUCKING BUY ONEhttps://t.co/qVNmLh4jmspic.twitter.com/h9cfbyc3bG
8.
when the gas pump talks to me i desire to start building my unabomber cabinhttps://t.co/nQnh9ldjCK
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vaping is entirely swagless and evil ; it ’s never civilised to take your phone out on a date ( even upside down on the tabular array ) ; untested people are right smart too quick to “ cut off ” and to air lousy laundry ; picture sound effects these days are too tacky ; dogs do n’t belong at restaurants;https://t.co / d1GaEZl9sO
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BRING BACK LAPTOPS WITH DVD PLAYERShttps://t.co/h8cPPFexA1
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STOP ADDING AI TO EVERY APPhttps://t.co/4CUUNXJwT3pic.twitter.com/X27vkbU3VL
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I do n’t need your chatbots , I want an actual contact number I can call for backing .
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Everything should have a “ checkout as invitee ” choice . I do n’t want an account and app for everything . Here ’s the money to pay for the thing , here ’s the address to send the thing , now result me alonehttps://t.co/jmIpdrKRLn
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Abusing the Americans with Disabilities Act to wreak your pet into restaurants and market store is tacky.https://t.co/2d7P4bczXj
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when two the great unwashed are walking side by side on the sidewalk and do n’t adjust for someone walking towards them . jailhttps://t.co/o9yKF0Cgqa
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PUT YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES IN YOU ARE IN PUBLIC WHAT THE FUCK IS THE affair WITH YOUhttps://t.co/QvnEN9qzh0pic.twitter.com/hFNMpJ3kvY
And lastly:
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restaurant HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO ground TO BE PLAYING CLUB MUSIC AT BRUNCH TURN THE DAMN mass DOWN I tilt HEAR THE PERSON sit NEXT TO ME 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 https://t.co/B0piIsv9CP
