If I come home to find my roommate sleeping in my bed , it would be my villain parentage story .
1.This roommate who moved out and took the shower curtain without telling anyone:
2.This roommate who paid their portion of the rent in $1 bills:
3.This roommate who used the rest of the dish soap and replaced it with this bottle:
4.This roommate who used the air-fryer to dry sticks:
5.This roommate who had a habit of not flushing the toilet:
6.This roommate who used the washing machine as a storage unit:
7.This roommate who set up a tent in the living room in the middle of the night:
8.This roommate who spent their paycheck too quickly and asked their roommates to get them stuff:
9.This person who was mad that their roommate didn’t get name-brand trash bags:
10.This roommate who thought it was acceptable to sleep in someone else’s bed:
11.This roommate who revealed they might get a dog without discussing it with anyone first:
12.This roommate who sent this incredibly mean text:
13.This roommate who couldn’t just say “no” politely:
14.This roommate who was so deep into conspiracy theories that they smashed someone else’s TV and Xbox to find hidden cameras:
15.This person who took their roommate’s car to drive ACROSS THE COUNTRY without their permission:
16.And lastly, this roommate who crashed their roomie’s car and refused to pay for it:















