" Just range coconut emollient pie , ignominious coffee bean , & a side of Viscount St. Albans for dejeuner & my supporter sound out it was ' giving decease row ' . "
Happy Monday, my glorious subjects. Another week means another compilation of the internet’s funniest fails from your benevolent queen, me, Julia! Please enjoy:
1.This heartbreaking situation:
I ’m at this Vogue cocktail standing 4 foot away from Anna Wintour and I ’m get into Zara garb I ’m conk out to be SICK .
2.This person’s chocolate croissant:
my chocolate croissant unraveled itself and now is just a torah scrollpic.twitter.com/mpE5xjbem6
3.When your husband’s not brat:
My married man just said , “ I think it was brat ” ( pronounced like the sausage balloon ) .
4.The universal Olympics-watching experience:
i love watching sports i have no estimate about , just said ‘ wow , that ’s telling ’ and the comms went ‘ one of their high-risk carrying out ’
5.Yikes!
Texted grouping chat “ who wants to hangout ” and got no reply but just saw them all at brunch together on ig storiespic.twitter.com/VRncRaGPZ6
6.This mess of miscommunication:
My mom once insisted I drive 5 hours to a shitty charming show at a cassino because " your brother really loves magic . it would stand for so much to him"after the show I enquire my chum , " so you ’re really into magic?“he replied , " yeah I make out legerdemain the assemblage "
7.Having to eat Pocky sticks as a bar:
they melt together , i did n’t have a option … this macrocosm is so cruel…pic.twitter.com/w0ZSZPiwmF
8.The movie theater’s failure to catch this genius:
I purloin a half rack of ribs into the motion picture theatre , if you even carepic.twitter.com/GGInVc9IH1
9.When you get out naked-neighbor’d by a new naked neighbor:
Oh he ’s walking around nakedhttps://t.co/IWeJon2to6
10.Getting roasted by your kid:
I just told my girl , “ It ’s 11:11 make a wish ! ” To which she replied , “ My wish is that you go to the center doctor because it ’s 11:17 . ”
11.This apartment:
So , I went to pick up keys to the new station and the entire floor is buckled and bowed . Hahhahhahhahahaha!pic.twitter.com / NLeU98tb5E
12.This interaction:
just order coconut cream pie , black coffee tree , & a side of bacon for lunch & my friend said it was " cave in death row "
13.When you think your child may be talking to ghosts, but really your house is just dirty:
my shaver started model in a corner a few weeks ago to talk to “ jennifer ” . i thought she had an imaginary friend . then she told us the girl was called “ jennifer fleck ” which seemed like a weird surname until i notice she was talking to a dorito that was under the radiator
14.This fridge (the bones???):
pic.twitter.com/UYIOI1jh5p
15.New England:
obsessed with how the unexampled hampshire permit home plate say Live free or buy the farm and the Pine Tree State ones say Lobster
16.And finally, this amazing kid moment:
My 4yo is still not a big rooter of his small sister and I just walked in on him messing with our digital picture frame . “ What are you doing ? ” I ask him . And he was like “ Deleting all the word picture of Winnie . ”
