Making the macrocosm go ' orotund , one prank at a fourth dimension .
I am a sucker for silly, funny gifts and I recently was online trying to find one for my friend who lives in another state since her birthday is coming up. It gives me joy knowing she will get a random package in the mail, not expecting anything, and find something inside to give her a chuckle. I decided to see whatgag gifts Reddit people had giftedfor inspiration, andthey did not disappoint. Here are some good ones if you are looking or just need a comedic break from the day:
1.“My dad has this problem with pooping that has resulted in many stops on the side of the road. It has become an inside joke for our family. Last year, my grandfather, who is a very serious, stern kind of guy sent my dad a toilet seat that hooks up to the hitch on his truck as a birthday present, coupled with a card that said, ‘So you can sit down and shit, instead of squatting in a cornfield.’ It was so unexpected and perfect.”
2.“My sister’s birthday is about two weeks before Christmas. On her birthday, my older brother gave her a single shoe. My sister was extremely confused as to why my brother gave her only one shoe for her birthday. Two weeks later on Christmas, my brother gave my sister her Christmas present. Her Christmas present was the second shoe that belonged in the same pair as the first shoe she got for her birthday.”
3.“Fake lottery tickets. It is the best gag gift while also being incredibly cruel. My dad left it on his desk to trick someone. My brother came in and said, ‘Oh, a scratch ticket, why haven’t you scratched this yet?’ My dad said he forgot. My brother scratched it and thought he was a millionaire. It was the most hilarious and saddest reaction ever.”
4.“My boss gave me the bookMy Cat Is Better Than Your Baby.”
5.“One year, my sister gifted me a flying fuck. Literally, a foam ‘FUCK’ that was remotely controlled and flew.”
6.“I was once given a tin full of tea for Christmas. I opened it later and a foam ‘T’ popped out.”
7.“One of my aunts bought another one of my aunts (her sister) a book calledYour Sex Life After 40when she turned 40. It was about 250 pages, and all of them were blank.”
8.“One Christmas, my mom asked me what I wanted for a present, to which I replied, ‘Money and chocolate.’ All she got me that year was a bag of those gold chocolate coins. I wasn’t even upset at her, I just said, ‘Well played, well played.'”
9.“Two of my friends were expecting their first child. It’d taken a lot of effort and doctors to get it to happen, so they were thrilled. My roommate got them a ‘his’ and ‘her’ matching set — a breast pump and a penis pump.”
10.“We bought loads of gag gifts for a friend on his 18th birthday. One was a raw turnip. We played catch with it and anyone who dropped it had to take a bite.”
11.“One year my uncle wrapped up an iPad box for Secret Santa. The person who picked it was amazed…but inside the box was a menstrual pad with googly eyes. Everyone had a good laugh.”
12.“Someone showed up to a dirty Santa party with a box of disposable enemas a few years ago. We got hammered and used them like waterguns.”
13.“I was gifted a giant gallon jar of Heinz ketchup once. We had to use a punchbowl spoon to get the ketchup out when we used it. I was 14 when I got it.”
14.“I was given a $15 Subway gift card. When I used the card, I found out it was already used and had a remaining balance of $11.42.”
15.And finally, “One year at our family Christmas party that’s held at my parent’s house, I took something that was theirs when they weren’t looking. I quickly wrapped it and put it under the tree when nobody was paying attention. Then they opened it in front of everyone and were so confused until they realized the joke. I’m pretty sure they initially thought I bought them something they already owned. 🤣🤣”
