" Last summertime , my married man met me at a restaurant , and we were so really felicitous to see each other that the duo sitting at the table next to us give up . "
Yes, your wishes have come true — Julia is back this week with another Fails compilation! These are the best fails that made me laugh this week. Enjoy!
1.When your amazing dreams don’t quite match reality:
had a dreaming I told a deeply funny joke to bombastic and declamatory audiences , who laughed harder and firmly with each telling . wake up in the middle of the Nox and pen it down . checked my nightstand in the morning and this was itpic.twitter.com/cRF2DVqLaf
2.This person’s well-meaning but socially bumbling husband:
My sweet husband who means well but often says the most awkward thing to the great unwashed told a straight couple we bed tonight " I ’m not personally interested , but you guys would be a real swinger ' catch . "
3.This pillow moment:
we stay put at an gentle wind bnb with the most perfect pillows . a revelation . perfectly firm but soft . my neck opening stopped offend . so I wrote down the blade and item number from the tag and see it up and they ’re the same pillows we have at home
4.This CIA-level identification photo:
We ’re off to have a baby . They take a picture of me for my name shred to verify nobody else could pilfer in to determine my married woman give birth.pic.twitter.com/lUusLei4FO
5.This relationship so successful it led to a fail:
Last summer , my husband forgather me at a eatery , and we were so genuinely well-chosen to see each other that the couple sit at the table next to us broke up
6.The Crowdstrike outage:
I ca n’t even open up my fridge 😭 pic.twitter.com/ITT2O8A3BG
7.This moment, because kids are too much:
We ’re camp and the shaver wo n’t go to slumber . So I took away their flashlights . But then the youngest was too scared of the darkness . So I give her a glowstick . But then she somehow punctured the glowstick and it started leak everywhere , and then she scratch some in her EYE
8.This airline (because ginger ale IS what we all fly for):
flying attendant say they ’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this plane
9.This awkward moment:
In a changing room someone sneezed so I instinctively said ‘ bless you ’ and she said ‘ … who is that ? ? ’ and I said ‘ me ’
10.This politics interaction:
Overheard just now at the art store : Customer : I do n’t get why the democrats would give up and let Trump win . Why would n’t they at least tryCashier : They ’re going to put someone else in his place . The integral party is n’t withdrawing from the electionCustomer : Ohh ok
11.This Uber interaction:
bruh why was i singing a song in the uber and the number one wood was like “ nah u havin too much fun ” and changed the song ? ? ? ? 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
12.The pitfalls of technology:
i seek to hook up to clear a apprisal and incidentally swiped up and heart oppose to my ex ’s instagram report ( we have not spoken since january )
13.This pungent theater experience:
girl hell nopic.twitter.com/QLifJbXUoe
14.And finally, this amazing reaction to The News:
pic.twitter.com/USRDIoyxUK
