Please get me be intimate if you see me walking like a vampire .
Ever since Mercury went into retrograde last week, we’ve had a perfect excuse to blame everything bad that happens on the stars — which is precisely what all of these folks should do. Here’s a list of some of the funniest fails from this week:
1.First up, these save the dates:
my sister is getting tie on november 3rd and she got cocktail napkins with the date and they just came in the chain armour but the 3 is backwards so it say " November Erd . "
2.Ma’am, I’m pretty sure that’s not how this works:
today this lady tried to yield with a very clear fake 50 dollar bill at the ego chequer out ( we only live with card payments ) and when i told her we do n’t accept cash she was like " this is ridiculous . this is farcical " and just walk out the front door with her items
3.All things considered, a pretty adorable war to lose:
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4.The realization it’s time to find a NEW new job:
The “ I love my unexampled job ” window has shorten drastically over the years . You used to be able-bodied to wish a place for more than two week before the horrors started
5.This early morning interview after a night of celebrating:
Nothing like being so hungover ya ca n’t even string a sentence together . Great to seepic.twitter.com/mvBIlF8vRk
6.An accidental photo selection:
fuck piece of tail accidentally charge a picture of myself at the Times Square m&m store feminist movement measure and recapitulate to someone on facebook mart this is the uncollectible thing that ’s ever happened to mepic.twitter.com/jVQirjemlQ
7.Finding out how much people value your work:
Lmfao manager at my massage therapy place postulate me what I do for work . " I draw toon for a living . " He then gleefully tells me about how he just fired his pictorial designer because AI is free and fast , then whipped out his laptop computer and showed me . Just pip me with a gun next time
8.The shadow of Nosferatu:
catch a coup d’oeil of my trace and gaspedpic.twitter.com/4meaG1h5Cz
9.A simple attempt at getting medical information:
Y’all this is my dentist … lol??????????pic.twitter.com / Mn5hKDuxc3
10.This optimistic take on a flight failure:
An hour and a half into a flight over the Atlantic Ocean the@unitedpilot arrive on the intercommunication system to say he " was n’t confident in the door " and turned us back around to New York . Growth ! ! ! !
11.Having to explain math to a professional math’er:
Trying to explicate to a druggist that " two pad of paper , 4x / Clarence Day , for a hebdomad " requires more than 28 tablet was , to put it mildly , not the highlight of my solar day
12.A reminder of past achievements against an Olympian:
Jailpic.twitter.com/WfmnpbPOSA
13.And finally, this beautiful office scenery:
Pinching myself ca n’t believe this is my living 🩷pic.twitter.com / x3U6cM0TvP
